The
Awkward
Girls' Guide to Life
Awkward musings from a lifetime of awkwardness.
"Three words: Busted Bathroom Lock"
- Awkward Moment #404
"I hugged my fiancé's grandma goodbye only to accidentally cup her boob on the way out."
- Awkward Moment #112
"I wore my pants backwards to yoga on the one day there was a cute boy next to me. I had to retie them in the back twice."
- Awkward Moment #67
"On a date at the theatre-- the quietest moment of the play, my belly rumbled so loud, one of the actors on stage looked over at me."
- Awkward Moment #33
"I discovered my shirt was completely unbuttoned... after I finished my standup set."
- Awkward Moment #206
"I wore a shirt from the thrift store and the previous owner recognized their shirt on me."
- Awkward Moment #14
"My daughter told her whole 2nd grade class that she has a gassy family and that her mom farts the most."
- Awkward Moment #87
"I discovered dirty underwear in my pant leg and pulled it out... in the middle of work meeting. Pretty sure everyone saw."
- Awkward Moment #70
"I texted my best friend how much a jerk my boyfriend is-- only to realize I had texted the boyfriend that by mistake."
- Awkward Moment #368
"I fell into the toilet... elbow first."
- Awkward Moment #112
"I rode my bike to class in the rain and apparently all the mud that splashed onto my butt looked like the perfect poop stain."
- Awkward Moment #98
"I found a popcorn kernel in my bra. Unclear how long it was there, but it looked as comfortable as a third nipple."
- Awkward Moment #41
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